Ever since I can remember, I have been struggling with my weight. I exited the womb on a diet. I’ve been skinny, fat, and everything in-between. Since about mid-January, I have been trying to eat healthier and work out. T and I joined the Y (that’s short for the YMCA for all your uncool people out [...]
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I absolutely love sunglasses. I have probably owned 100 pairs of sunglasses in my 22 years. If I was really rich I would spend lots of money on ridiculously expensive sunglasses. If I was really poor I would steal them. There are several reasons why they are one of my favorite possessions. First of all, they block the [...]
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My dog is a carrier. And by carrier, I do not mean carrier of some mutant gene that shows up in every-other generation. I mean he literally carries things. He has an obsession with picking up things on the ground and carrying them during our walks. This habit concerned me for a while. I was [...]
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Coulrophobia is the technical term for clown haters. A person with Coulrophobia has an abnormal or exaggerated fear of clowns. I found some info on the Internet stating that although there are no official statistics, some experts believe that as many as 1 in 7 people suffer from some level of this debilitating disease. I am one of them. I don’t [...]
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T and I drive by this sign on our way to Super Wal-Mart. I have been meaning to take a picture of it for some time now. I don’t know why, but this sign cracks me up. You know the person or persons who did this are most likely between the ages of 14-18 who [...]
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…if this is your dog. It’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen. This little devil-dog lives in the neighborhood across the fence from my apartment complex. I had spotted this ugly thing a few times before I actually figured out where it (he/she) was coming from. The other day, while walking Hurley, I tried to get [...]
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T is one happy boy. He just received his new computer. Well he didn’t just receive it. He got it yesterday. I don’t really know why he needed a new computer. Here, let me ask him. J: Why did you need a new computer? T: I didn’t need one. OK then. Just what I thought. [...]
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According to my go-to source for knowledge (Wikipedia) defecation is defined as: “Defecation is the act or process by which organisms eliminate solid or semisolid waste material (feces) from the digestive tract via the anus.” As of a few weeks ago, I am the proud parent of a bouncing baby boy. His name is Hurley. He [...]
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T loves video games. He has and will play any video game there is. From DOA Beach Volleyball to Paper Mario to Grand Theft Auto to I don’t even know. He’s probably played hundreds of different games in his short 23 years. He is currently the proud owner of a Wii and an Xbox 360. He’s owned practically [...]
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Welcome to peglegstarfish.com This is my website, my blog, my very own piece of the Internet. I have had this idea rolling around in my head for a little while now. I want to be a blogger! I am addicted to blogs. I find it interesting to read about other people’s lives even though I [...]
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