I’m Sorry…
…if this is your dog. It’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen.
This little devil-dog lives in the neighborhood across the fence from my apartment complex. I had spotted this ugly thing a few times before I actually figured out where it (he/she) was coming from. The other day, while walking Hurley, I tried to get close to it to see if it had a tag on. Even though it’s the ugliest dog in the universe, I was concerned that it was lost. I knew there had to be an adorable four-year old with pigtails crying about her lost doggy. As I inched closer to the dog, it started barking angrily at me, then all of the sudden it sped away and squeezed it’s fat doggy ass under the fence nearby. So obviously this dog isn’t lost and there isn’t a little Suzie Sunshine crying over its absence. It’s using the fence as a portal to travel between its boring suburbian life to a much more exciting life of free-will and large-living. I’m sure that it’s owner has no idea this method of travel is even taking place. Unfortunately, Hurley thinks this dog is the long lost love of his life, and FYI, I don’t know if this dog is a male or female or neutered or hermaphroditic.
*OK…as I was resizing this picture I noticed that devil dog has a wiener. So it’s a boy. Maybe Hurley is gay or confused
If this is your dog please keep him out of my little patch of yard. And if you actually paid money for this horrible, ugly, thing shame on you.
Sincerely, J
*your neighbor on the other side of the fence with the adorable dog.
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