Pegleg Starfish

WordPress, which is the program I use for my blog, allows me to keep track of my blog in various ways.  When I check my blog stats I am greeted with a lovely graph which shows how many people have visited each day.  I can also see which posts have had the most views, which links on my blog were clicked by visitors, and my all time favorite; search engine terms.  These are terms that people used to find my blog.  This basically means that when people google certain words or phrases my little blog may pop up in the search results.  Nice.  I decided to keep track of the various words and phrases that folks are using to find me.  Most likely they aren’t searching to find me…I just happen to pop up.  Some are strange, some are perverted, and most are funny.  Let’s share a little shall we?  Grab you carpet square and gather ’round. 

 Starfish related search terms:

• what happens if a starfish loses a body?     (can you really lose a body?)
• old starfish game     (didn’t know there was a starfish game)
• starfish wiener     (hmm….do they have one?)
• what is an 18-legged starfish called     (no clue)
• starfish hurt skin   (i’m sorry little starfish)
• what are 50 legged starfish called     (i’m seeing a trend here)
• what do starfish drink     (i’m gonna go with…water??)
• starfish help the world…how     (they….hmm…..welll….)

Clown related search terms:  (thanks to my Killer Klowns/Coulrophobia post)

• coulrophobia     (there must be a ton of people with the same phobia)
• how to get over coulrophobia     (just read my post or go on the Maury show)
• scary clown faces     (probably some guy who wanted to scare his girlfriend by posting clown pics all over)
• scary fat clown     (double the fright)
• orange cotton candy     (every clowns choice weapon)
• clown movie     (KK from Outer Space)

Vagina/Spinning related search terms:  (did you read that post?)

• vagina     (kinda vague don’t you think?)
• spinning and butt pain     (it will go numb eventually)
• vagina stationary bike     (i’m a little confused here)
• vaginal soreness through spinning     (you’re not alone)

Miscellaneous search terms: 

• dog with peg leg     (if you find a pic please send it to me)
• gaming vocab     (one of the earlier posts)
• fat honey chicks     (chubby chaser?)
• milk     (got any?)
• what do boys say during Halo     (definitely came to the right place)
• peg leg videos     (didn’t know there were any)
• fat chicks pictures     (definitely came to the right place)
• “tony pacione”     (checking for your own popularity perhaps) 
• nasty old ladies     (i hope this wasn’t for sexual purposes)
• stupid signs     (i’ve got more of those up my sleeves)
• chicks that want fat guys     (hmmm…  eHarmony may be a better help)
• getting warm in Michigan     (was this a question?  it was a dumb one…no it’s not warm there! ever!)
• smart car     (so cute and tiny, i could just squeeze it’s cheeks)
• movie uses cards to kill people     (may have also been KK from Outer Space)
• walmart magic milk mix     (stay away, far far away)

I hope you enjoyed the first installment of Search Engine Terms.  They make me laugh, so I wanted to share the love with all of you.  Have a great day everyone.

P.S.  Thank you to everyone who’s been reading my blog.  I know who some of you are, but not all.  Please leave comments for me and others to read.  They make my life worth living.  Even if you hate me like Jean, the lovely lady who left me a loving comment yesterday.    You my girl Jean!

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