Anal Glands

Posted on April 22nd, 2008 by admin

I love the Internet and everything that it brings to the world. It’s possibly one of the sweetest inventions ever! Except for electricity and remote controls. I spend WAY too much time surfing the Internet. I have about 10 sites that I have to visit everyday. And I’ve just discovered a brand spankin’ new one that I thought you all might enjoy.

www.expertvillage.com

Expert Village calls themselves the world’s largest how-to video site. I love being able to jump on the Internet and find an immediate answer to a question or directions on how to do something. I feel a little awkward telling you how I ran across this site, but since we’re bff’s and all I’ll tell you.

Hurley has the unfortunate habit of scooting. What the heck is scooting? Scooting is when a dog sits on the floor and uses his front feet to propel himself across a surface, such as carpeting or in Hurley’s case-pavement. I thought this was caused by worms, but thank god he doesn’t have them. After further research, I found out about anal glands. Yes-it’s as repulsive as it sounds. Apparently dogs ‘scoot’ across the ground to express their anal glands. Did you just throw up a little in your mouth? Thought so. Well, I sure as heck dont’ want Hurley getting anal glad juice all over my apartment. I searched for a how-to video on how to express anal glands. I don’t know if I will actually have the balls to do this myself, but I am seriously thinking about it since I really REALLY hate it when he scoots his doggy rear end all over the place. Since I keep it R-E-A-L on PLSF I will let you know if I do this and how it works out. I’m sorry if I just grossed you out royally. You’ll get over it.

Back to the point of the post; which isn’t really expressed in the title. That was just put there for the shock factor. Expert Village popped up when I googled anal glands. Saweet, that’s exactly the type of website that I need. It has everything from how to express anal glands to cooking pancakes to creating flower arrangements to how to win beauty pagents. I likey!

I’m really a visual learner so I think this site is exactly what I need. If you don’t find a helpful on this site then you aren’t looking hard enough!

T (my bf) would love: Inside circle cuts with tile saws (???)

T’s outrageous perma-drunk sister would love: How to make 50 shots and mixed drinks

T’s laid back teen brother would love: How to drink a body shot from the cleavage (he’s going to college soon)

T’s truck driving father would love: How to drink a body shot from the cleavage (he wishes he was going to college soon)

My granola crunching sister woud love: how to make organic baby food

My 80 year old grandma would love: how to dress like a punk rocker (I kid, I kid)

Basically, what I’m getting at is that there is a video for everyone!

I hope you enjoy this site and I apologize for giving you another excuse to waste time on the Internet.

And here’s a cute video of some cute otters, just cuz I can. That’s the beauty of the Internet: