Some of you may remember part one of Search Engine Terms. Oh, you weren’t a dedicated reader back then? Click here if you’d like to read it or click here to recap if your old and senile and don’t remember reading that post:
http://peglegstarfish.com/2008/03/20/search-engine-terms/
Well…I’ve had some interested searches lately that have led unsuspecting Internet users to PLSF. I thought that I’d share them with you because we’re bff’s.
*NOTE to those who are not bloggers. The program that I use to manage my blog (WordPress) let’s me see what terms that people are searching for that eventually lead them to my blog. I am going to share some of the most recent terms that I find funny and/or interesting.
K back to the fun stuff!
Search Engine Terms (Part 2): (I have not edited these in any way) I’m not here to change anything-only criticize:
- i shall not convert means? (hmm….it means exactly that)
- small donkey figurines (I have been looking for something else to collect…)
- friendship animals (not to be confused with friendship necklaces which are worn around the neck)
- my vagina feels numb after spinning class (It’s OK, it will just go numb after a while) (read my post about that very subject)
- spinning class vagina (I think I know what you were getting at)
- phobia starfish (you’re afraid of starfish? Pussy!)
- 18 legged starfish (I have a bunch of searches for various #-legged starfish)
- cool starfish pichers (You spelled pictures wrong moron!) (aka, that is exactly how T would have spelled pictures)
- 12 legged starfish (again….)
- grilled cheese math problem (What do you have when you take 2 grilled cheese samiches from 3 grilled cheese samiches) (that one??)
- fat chicks calendar (I’m a little ashamed that people wander here on their quest for pictures of fat chicks)
- “i ate so much crap that” (you spewed chunks all over the living room…had constipation for ten days…gained 8 pounds)
- halo 3 vocab (you’ve come to the right place buddy)
- starfish weiner (I before E, except after C)
- why do we live in a big city (because you’re boyfriend got a job a million miles away from home and you can’t live without him and followed him to the big city)
- Baby bristle starfish (??, sounds freakin’ cute though)
- 8 leg starfish (I think that’s actually an octopus)
- Happy Saturday everyone (I’m a big fan of wishing everyone a happy day…happy Monday, happy Thursday, or my fave Happy Friday!~!!!)
- Starfish wiener (you learn from mistakes wise one)
- 50 leg starfish (ok, this is getting a little out of hand)
- quotes involving starfish (”starfish are like the seams that hold the ocean world together” -Julie)
- collecting starfish (like real live starfish??)
- rotten melon+smell (you must have got it at Wal-Mart? Read my post about that one)
- what class would a starfish go under (Geometry class)
- scariest people (people in clown costumes)
- dove chocolate words of wisdom (They are wonderful little surprises in your chocolates. Except the one I got yesterday, “Stop eating so much candy, fat ass!” Wow, someone was having a bad day)
- do starfish drop a leg if you pick them (I don’t want to know, that would be awful)
- fur buster (get one, it works!!)
- pretty starfish pet (I, in no way endorse the use of starfish as companion pets)
- fur buster brush ( I think I may email the makers of the Fur Buster and tell them to thank me for advertising for them)
- dog worms in poop (all I know is it’s not normal)
- fur buster (send me money…now!)
- charley harper (is an amazing artist, see his stuff in my Five Favorites Friday post)
- banana magic milk mix (you don’t want any. unless you’re using it for a game of Fear Factor)
- can a starfish stick to anything video (hmmm…I might have to search that as well.) (I, in now way endorse the throwing of starfish)
- fur buster brush (seriously, I should be in their commercial)
- potty training a child who fears defacat (I’m guessing you were going to spell out defecation) (and you’re kid should be scared!)
- plaster piggy bank (do NOT start collecting these)
- fur buster ($$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$- you owe me!)
- longhorns and bluebonnets (I just posted a pic of a longhorn in a bluebonnet patch, doesn’t get much more specific than that) (you’re welcome!)
I hope you liked! Happy Friday!
And in case you’re bored at work check out this website:
It made my blood pressure rise. Just a warning.
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