And they are so freakin’ adorable. I just love them!
No, not the pubic hair crabs…
These crabs:
These red little cuties are my recent Target purchase. They have the coolest stuff at Target. I always find something there that I just HAVE to have. These crabs serve dual purpose: being freakin’ cute and evenly distributing salt and pepper over poorly seasoned meals.
Hurley (he’s the fuzzy one eyeing the crabs) didn’t particularly like them. He started getting pretty uneasy when he saw them. Maybe he had a run in with a crab when he was a pup.
But I really need someone to tell me how to determine which crab to put salt in and which crab to put pepper in. The only difference between the two is that one has 2 holes one top and one has 3. I know there is a rule for this and I don’t want to break it. But I know that once I do fill them up, I will be constantly dumping pepper when I want salt and vice versa. Then I’ll probably get pissed and revert back to our monkeys who are appropriately labeled.
See…having crabs isn’t always a bad thing. I apologize for saying pubic hair in the beginning of the post.
Not really! 
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This video is cute and makes me want to get a treadmill:
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look closer! one of them must have a penis…..i think the female is usually salt and you’d probably be more generous with salt than pepper so perhaps the three holer is the girl. looking into my crystal ball, i see a huge garage sale in your future!
maybe you could paint eyelashes and boobs on one and a mustache on the other so you wouldn’t ruin your meal…..
3 holes / salt; 2 holes / pepper. But you should do the opposite (for your health) !
check this out:
http://www.storyofstuff.com