Good morning! or Good <insert time of day>! Whatever time it is, I’m glad that you’ve stopped by PLSF. It’s 12:16 a.m. right now and I just got done doing some serious cleaning. T is coming home soon and I want him to think that I always keep the apartment really clean and orderly. And it might encourage him to keep it clean and orderly for a few days…or hours. And I mean I cleaned…like on my hands and knees cleaned. That’s hard core and makes me appreciate the small size of our living quarters. Anywho…I’m tired and my back hurts. The back ache is partly from some serious working out and the cleaning. I mentioned that my back hurt yesterday when I taught my walking class at work and a resident did a healing on me. She put her hands on my back and said a little prayer to rid my body of the pain. It was kinda crazy and sweet all at the same time. Obviously my back still aches, but if she asks how it is I’m gonna tell her that I’m 100%. After the healing all I kept thinking was, “The power of Christ compels you-the power of Christ compels you!” I think that is from the Exorcist, but it’s been used in a bunch of movies since then.
OH! Yesterday (6/11) was my second highest viewed day ever in the entire history of PLSF. I was three views short of matching the highest viewed day which was back in April. Not too shabby. I’m really hoping that things start picking up and people feel compelled to donate money to me because well, I’m me.
What else has been goin on…
I got a hair cut at Fantastic Sam’s yesterday. I just got it trimmed, but it still cost me $17.00! Fantastic Sam’s, more like Fantastic Sucks. The lady did an OK job, but tore the hell out of my hair as she used a brush on my hair after she washed it and it was still dripping wet. My Mom always told me never to use a brush on wet hair! And then she blow dried it and didn’t even part it where I told her to. Beotch! Fantastic Sam’s…are you out there?? Your place on Gessner in Houston, Texas is shitty! Send me an apology letter and a reimbursement check for the $17.00 hair cut! NOW!
Last weekend I went to the mall down the road. I was just in the mood to shop a little bit. I usually say that I absolutely hate shopping, but if I’ve realized that I just hate shopping with T breathing down my neck saying…”Here, just get this.” Love you T! Anyway…I finally got my unruly eyebrows taken care of. Remember I had the post about how I hadn’t plucked them in 50 years. Well, they were just a little too crazy for me. I got my eyebrows threaded at one of the kiosk places in the mall. WTF is threading you ask.. Here watch this video.
I recommend it to everyone! Since my brows were so crazy, it did hurt a bit. But nothing like waxing. It’s so neat! I got my brows shaped for $10.00. My brows look good and I will post a pic of my brows one of these days. Just make sure that you watch the person doing it for a while before you jump in. You never know when you’ll get a ‘Threader’ in training to jack up your face. Although most of the people that do it are Indian and threading is a practice that’s been around in India forever! So they’ve most likely been doing it for years. Oh, I also bought a new trash can (with a foot pedal and lid) last weekend. Basically, it was a pretty freakin’ exciting weekend. Don’t be hatin.
Yesterday was T’s parents 25th wedding anniversary! Congrats! I’m sure it’s been 25 years of pure joy, contentment and happiness. HAHAHA. 
Ok…that’s all I have for now. I’m leaving you with this hilarious video of Jon Lajoie. He’s Canadian and he’s hilarious. I think that I posted another vid of his a while ago. The lyrics in this one crack me up big time and it’s so damn catchy you can’t help but sing along! He’s super cute too. In case you were wondering.
*I love the dish soap part and the dog part. And the porn part. OK, all the parts.
Oh..here’s an old person joke that I’ve told to some of my residents. The nice thing about telling jokes to old people is that you can always use the same joke and it seems to get funnier every time. Ready?
A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me $4,000, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect”
“Really,” answered the neighbor. “What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty.”
Peace Out homies!
J
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