Pegleg Starfish

I’ve got nothing.  Seriously.  I think homeless people could have more interesting things to say.  NO- I know homeless people would have more interesting things to say.  I saw the local homeless guy today and he was talking up a storm.  Sure he was talking to himself, but does it really matter?  I wanted to take pictures of random homeless people and make up stories about them (remember Lucy? ), but T said that it was unethical and mean.  God!  He’s such a rule-follower.   

I was getting ready to do a post about my boobs, but then it occurred to me that T’s co-workers read this blog.  They pretend like they don’t, but I know they’re here.  Lurking.  And I just didn’t exactly feel comfortable writing about my boobs-knowing that they were going to read it.  Damn!  It was gonna be a good one too.  I even titled it Chesticles.  Genius-I know.  I will finish it and post it.  Someday…when no one reads my blog anymore. 

Lets see…what else is happening in my life? 

I’m on the hunt for a different job.  I need something that will not only pay more money, but allow me to advance.  My job really has no where for me to go.  Which is sad because I really love the seniors that I work with.  Well, except Bingo Betty.  But, I feel like-living in such a huge city, my dream job has to be out there.  Well, maybe not my dream job (doing nothing), but something relatively close.  Any tips on the job search in this crazy town?

I bought a new nail polish!  It’s from Avon and it’s called Teal Waters. It’s just a pretty, kinda funky shade of teal. I like teal. I actually purchased this particular nail polish through my Avon Representative who happens to be my Mom. You’d think she would just buy me the stuff. I’m kinda-sorta into makeup and all that crap. Don’t ask me why because I dont’ wear any on most days. I just like shopping for it and buying it I guess. And I do take a little pride in the fact that I can walk out the door without any makeup on and still look OK. Well, I tell myself that I look OK-I might actually look awful.  If any of you are interested in buying Avon on line (free shipping!) let me know and I’ll hook you up with my Mom.  I am going to start buying all my unnecessary cosmetics from Avon.com because the stuff is good quality and cheap! And I’m going to eventually boycott Wal-Mart someday so I need a backup place to buy that type of stuff.  And there’s nothing wrong with a little shameless promotion for my Mom.  She’s also single, but we won’t go into that today.  :) 

Since we are talking about girlie stuff (and by we-I mean me), I’m also thinking about going to the Bridal Extravaganza Show this weekend.  It’s at the George R. Brown Convention Center.  I’m not getting married, or even engaged-but I love weddings and wedding style.  I’m a girl of many interests.  It’s the biggest wedding show in Houston.  I’ll probably go, but it will take a lot of logistical planning (is that a phrase?).  I will need to print directions to and from the event.  Yes, I’m that person.  I’ll need to program the GPS for backup in case I get lost.  I’ll need to study the layout of the building/parking area.  I’ll need to fill up the car with gas and charge my cell phone so I can call 911 in case I get lost and can’t find my way home.  Now, remember…I’m a small town girl who had absolutely NO driving experience before moving to Houston.  I need to be prepared so that I can stay calm and focus on not being killed/or killing while in my vehicle.  Although, once I get there I might get stomped on by a crazy Bridezilla going for some free cake.  I’m just wondering if all the vendors will be like,  “When are you getting married?”  I’ll just have to tell them that I don’t know and admit that I’m only here for the free samples!  Oh well. 

Umm…  I’m really grasping for stuff to say today.  :) 

I didn’t talk to my boyfriend all day yesterday!  He didn’t call.  Not that I’m completely irate about it or anything. 

I’m still doing the diet/exercise thing althought last time T was home I took a month off and my progress came to a hault.  He’s not the best motivator when it comes to eating healthy and exercising.  He’s more of a movie and popcorn kinda guy vs. a hiking and biking kinda guy.

I’m signing off for now.  I will try to think of something more interesting to say tomorrow.  It might not be the Chesticle post, but it will be something good. 

J