Pictures of My Chest

Posted on July 27th, 2008 by admin

Don’t get too excited. My racy title is simply to get more hits on my blog in the hopes that the pervs will become regular readers. I apologize to not only you, but to my strict morals that I once had.

Well, you will see a couple pictures of my chest but don’t worry. You won’t be seeing any of my boobage here today. Or ever for that matter. I actually don’t even have boobs so I could probably show you a picture of them and you wouldn’t even know. I’m not complaining about have invisible boobs, I actually like my small boob. Yes, I said boob. I have one that’s larger than the other I might have a decent looking rack if they evened out. Ok-enough about my boobs. Sorry. This is a day of rest and worship. I shouldn’t have mentioned boobs at all.

Today’s post is about my feeble attempt at sunscreen. And by feeble, I mean-I’m too lazy to properly apply sunscreen. Not applying sunscreen really wasn’t an issue when I lived in Michigan. Sure, I had a sunburn or two, but the sun only came out 4 days a year so it wasn’t a big deal. But apparently in Texas the sun is much closer to the Earth resulting in a surprisingly quick ‘bake.’ And yes, I know all about the importance of applying sunscreen to prevent wrinkles and cancer and all that crap. I actually do apply sunscreen to my face every morning. But I need to get out of the habit of, “I’m bored-why don’t I go sit out by the pool and soak up some rays.” It’s just something I never EVER did in Michigan. I think I’m making up for lost time or something. But I enjoy it. I enjoy sitting out there sweating my ass off in the sun. My cancer sessions usually involve a dip or two into the pool, but for the most part I just sit there. Sometimes I read or pretend to be doing really important things on my CrackBerry.

Well…I got a tad too much sun today. I did apply sunscreen to my face before going outside and actually thought to myself that I should apply sunscreen to my chest and shoulders. The sunscreen that I was using was in stick form. It’s made especially for the face. So I did a few quick swipes across my chest and decided that it would take 34 days and 83 sticks of sunscreen to cover my chest and shoulders. So I didn’t.

And this is the result.

Patchy

You can clearly see where I swiped on the sunscreen. It’s the white blotchy spots. That just looks silly. Luckilly, I never wear things that will show that area, besides my bathing suit of course. But it will be a harsh reminder every time I look at in the mirror when I’m getting in/out of the shower.

You would have thought that I had learned my lesson earlier this summer when I did the same thing. Idiot!

That burn happened at the beach in Galveston. I know…I’m dumb.

I am going to force myself to wear sunscreen when I go outside for any length of time. I like having a tan, but won’t like being referred to as a ‘leather face’ when I’m 60 years old!

So today’s PSA is “Don’t be an idiot like Julie!” Wear sunscreen. Yes-even you Michiganders should wear sunscreen. Or don’t…and die. But at least you’ll die with a good tan.