Dirty Mind

Posted on July 30th, 2008 by admin

I’ve spent the majority of my night job searching on the Internet. I’m clueless on the best way to do it, which leads hours upon hours of scrolling, dry eyes, and migraines. I have a Bachelor’s in Sports and Recreation Management. Wanna hire me? And pay me lots of money?

I did take a break tonight to go for a walk with Hurley. And by walk, I mean a power walk. Not a sissy, stop and smell the flowers walk. Having a dog is a good excuse to get more exercise. And having a crazy dog is an even better excuse. A tired dog is a well behaved dog. Do you have a puppy dog staring you in the face right now as you surf the net? Yes? Step away from the computer and go walk him.

Along with my job searching I watched the show Flipping Out on Bravo. I love it. I have always been a fan of the house flipping shows, but this one goes above and beyond. Jeff Lewis is the flipper and he’s insane. Drama queen is an understatement. Yes, I know that there are more important and educational things on television like The Mating Habits of Elephants and Home Shopping Network, but whatever. I needed a fluffy show to watch while I was job searching. Unsuccessfully, I might add. Why are you job searching? You might be asking yourself. Well-maybe you’re not, but I’ll tell you. I do enjoy my job, but I need to

A. Make more $

B. Not have a retarded boss who’s not qualified for the position and who knows how to send an email as an attachment instead of copying and pasting it into the body of the email.

C. I want more responsibility and a glimmer of hope that I may be able to move up and get promoted before I die.

And I understand that my industry (Sports/Leisure/Recreaion/Events) is not at the top of the payscale, but I know that I deserve to make more $ than I do now. Doesn’t everyone think that? And as much as I LOVE and adore some of the seniors that I work with-the fact that my boss is a moron overshadows any positive aspects of the job. She’s not the devil, but she bugs the hell out of me at least twice a day. Small and menial example: Yesterday she used the bathroom in our office, which is actually a converted apartment and sprayed half a can of air freshener in the bathroom. Instead of turning on the fan and closing the door behind her like a normal person, she left the door open (no fan!). I thought I was going to choke to death breathing in air freshener toxins. Maybe I’m annoyed too easily. But seriously, use some common sense. I could go on and on and on and on, but I’m not one to complain. Haha.

I have applied to a job that I would absolutely love to get, but have the feeling that I might not be as qualified as what would be required. But there may be another position with the same company that would be a good starting point for me and allow me to eventually move up. But that’s all ‘wishin and hopin’ so we shall see. But job searching is hard! I want someone to do it for me. T says he just doesn’t have time. He pretends like he doesn’t have time because he has his ownjob. Whatev.

I hope all of you have a nice Wednesday. And if you’re spraying air freshner in the bathroom at work…shut the frickin door for cryin out loud!!!!!

The title of the post has nothing to do with the post, but I wanted to show you this picture that I took the other day. It’s beautiful, phallic, and strange all at the same time.

: Plant

I’m not sure why I would even post this picture with the intent of having my readers compare it to a male component. But I have a dirty and immature mind and I bet you do too. Oh no….you’re actually all mature and sophisticated readers? Frick! And what the heck are you doing here at PLSF?