Chest Hair Extravaganza!

Posted on October 17th, 2008 by admin

I know…It’s a fact of life. Guys have it. Not every guy has it, but some do. And T falls into the “I have chest hair” category.

Truthfully, he could probably win one of those Hairiest Chest contests at the local mall. And since we’re pinched for cash I’m thinking about doing some searching online for a beauty pageant so to speak.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with chest hair. I’m obviously not disgusted by it, but it does irk me every so often. The main problem is the fact that he sheds. Like a dog. I actually notice more chest hair than pet hair in our apartment. For whatever reason, the chest hair seems to float around and ends up on the ceiling in the shower, on the computer desk, on the night stands, and of course the bed. Note that very hair men prefer to sleep without a shirt. A shirt would of course be very constricting. One day I was actually so disgusted by the amount of chest hair on the sheets that I had to sticky roll the entire bed.

Maybe his body is revolting against the fact that it can’t grow hair on his head. It’s trying to make up for it by growing obnoxious amounts of chest hair.

What made me bring up chest hair for today’s blog post? Well, the chest hair subject had sort of fallen to the back of my mind lately. But after our little Tennessee vaca it’s back in the forefront so to speak.

Chris (the groom) wasn’t able to have a real, down and dirty type of Bachelors party but we made do.

Ok…so they aren’t exactly Chippendale’s dancers—-

Party Boys

The skinny one on the left is Ryan. He’s a long time friend and was the Best Man of the wedding. And if I recall…I didn’t see a single hair on his entire chest. Note: Ryan has told me that he rarely reads my blog so I feel that I had the ability to post his picture without him ever knowing. I bet he will start reading more oftem.

Not take a gander to the stud muffin on the right. If you’re having a hard time grasping the severity of the chest hair, click on the image to bring up a larger one. Or don’t…

So ladies (and gentlemen) do you have to deal with chest hair? Do you wish you could get rid of it or have more of it????

And please don’t think that you’ve seen the last of the chest hair posts. Shortly after 40 Year Old Virgin was released we (I) thought it would be a good idea to wax T’s chest. Tears and screams…that’s all I’ll say about that for now.