Posted on January 18th, 2009 by admin
That’s right folks. You heard it here first. I HAVE INTERNET ! I’ve been in my new apartment since December something and I am just now getting my Internet working. It was a long, arduous, and frustrating process. I had been waiting on the schmucks in my apartment complex to fix the phone lines outside [...]
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Posted on August 10th, 2008 by admin
Shout out to a blogger pal of mine who just bestowed upon me one of the most prestigious blogging awards in the entire Universe. Ok…maybe I’m over exaggerating. But it’s lovely none the less. Thanks to Wit’s Bitch for giving me the “Kick Ass Blogger” award! She’s kick ass too, check her out! I’ve always known [...]
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Posted on August 8th, 2008 by admin
Isn’t it always all about me? And for those of you out there who think the world revolves around you…you’re wrong. So wrong. I’m kidding. I’m not stuck up and I don’t think the world revolves around me. I wish it did, but it doesn’t. But here at PLSF, I think it really is all [...]
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Posted on July 31st, 2008 by admin
No, I’m not talking about the new hit musical (which I may go see this weekend…by myself). I’m talking about my own Momma. Today is her birthday. She’s 54 years old. Not really much different than 44 I suppose. And MOM-don’t be pissed at me for putting your age on the Internet. You have a [...]
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Posted on July 25th, 2008 by admin
I’ve spent all night searching the net for jobs. And I’m just plain spent. Apparently, “Looking to pay person to sit at home and blog” is not a demanding position right now. Damn economy. Check out this comic my Mom sent me: I think my Mom is trying to say that I don’t have a [...]
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Posted on July 24th, 2008 by admin
I’m always up for a little publicity. And good publicity, not the “Whopps did the paparazzi get a shot of my vagina again as I was getting out of the limo to hit the club?” The kind of publicity with meat and substance. A recent visitor Tmay82 did a lovely little review of my blog [...]
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Posted on July 17th, 2008 by admin
I’ve got nothing. Seriously. I think homeless people could have more interesting things to say. NO- I know homeless people would have more interesting things to say. I saw the local homeless guy today and he was talking up a storm. Sure he was talking to himself, but does it really matter? I wanted to [...]
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Posted on July 11th, 2008 by admin
The fourth of July celebration in downtown Houston was the last exciting thing that I’ve done. Obviously when T heads off to another country my exciting-spontaneous-dangerous-glamorous life comes to an abrupt halt. Honestly, I’ve spent the last week doing-well-absolutely nothing. I probably won’t do anything exciting/interesting till he gets back in August. I pretend that [...]
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Posted on June 28th, 2008 by admin
Just so you know, ‘disproportionate’ was a pretty hard word to spell. I don’t think I’ve ever spelled it out before in my life. Since blogging I’m running into all kinds of words that I have no idea how to spell. Weird. And seriously, what’s up with ‘weird.’ I thought the rule was “I before [...]
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Posted on May 19th, 2008 by admin
Yesterday was my 23rd birthday. I usually write my posts the night before. So technically I’m writing this post Sunday night, on my actual birthday. And since it’s my birthday, I think I’m going to refrain from writing an actual post. It’s my birthday and I can do whatever I want. Like sleeping. Which is what I’m [...]
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