Posted on January 18th, 2009 by admin
That’s right folks. You heard it here first. I HAVE INTERNET ! I’ve been in my new apartment since December something and I am just now getting my Internet working. It was a long, arduous, and frustrating process. I had been waiting on the schmucks in my apartment complex to fix the phone lines outside [...]
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Posted on December 30th, 2008 by admin
Do you ever feel like your life is like that of a mouse. Always running, but never really getting anywhere? Oh….no? Me neither… J *PS: still no Internet. Yeah-I’m ready to bring the pain
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Posted on July 30th, 2008 by admin
I’ve spent the majority of my night job searching on the Internet. I’m clueless on the best way to do it, which leads hours upon hours of scrolling, dry eyes, and migraines. I have a Bachelor’s in Sports and Recreation Management. Wanna hire me? And pay me lots of money? I did take a break tonight [...]
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Posted on July 29th, 2008 by admin
Remember that lady, Susan Powter? She was a late night infomercial fitness guru with a bleached buzz cut. According to some Internet information she’s traveling the country in a Winnebago teaching fitness classes and writing books. Who knew? She has nothing to do with this post but I have to thank her for coining the [...]
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Posted on July 7th, 2008 by admin
I’m sorry honey, but I’m not talking about you. Although I am missing you very much. I’m talking about cows. I grew up on a dairy farm and had been around cows my entire life before moving to Houston. I’ve always considered myself a country girl and still do even though I’m stuck in the [...]
Filed under: animals, big city, City Living, cows, farm, farming life, farms, Holsteins, Internet, Longhorns, Moo, nature, pets, Texas, Texas Longhorns | No Comments »
Posted on May 9th, 2008 by admin
I’m a big fan of time wasting. Especially time wasting when it comes to surfing the Internet. There is just so much stuff out there on the Internet to look at, read, watch, listen to, etc. My bf, T is a pro at finding relatively amusing things on the Net. This little ditty is a [...]
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Posted on April 22nd, 2008 by admin
I love the Internet and everything that it brings to the world. It’s possibly one of the sweetest inventions ever! Except for electricity and remote controls. I spend WAY too much time surfing the Internet. I have about 10 sites that I have to visit everyday. And I’ve just discovered a brand spankin’ new one [...]
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