Posted on August 8th, 2008 by admin
Isn’t it always all about me? And for those of you out there who think the world revolves around you…you’re wrong. So wrong. I’m kidding. I’m not stuck up and I don’t think the world revolves around me. I wish it did, but it doesn’t. But here at PLSF, I think it really is all [...]
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Posted on July 30th, 2008 by admin
I’ve spent the majority of my night job searching on the Internet. I’m clueless on the best way to do it, which leads hours upon hours of scrolling, dry eyes, and migraines. I have a Bachelor’s in Sports and Recreation Management. Wanna hire me? And pay me lots of money? I did take a break tonight [...]
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Posted on April 7th, 2008 by admin
As I’ve said before, T and I usually spend our weekends sleeping, eating, watching movies, and anything that doesn’t involve the exertion of energy. AKA, we’re lazy. Since adopting Hurley, we’ve added going to the dog park to our list of weekend activities. The dog park near our apartment is so cool. If I were [...]
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Posted on February 27th, 2008 by admin
My dog is a carrier. And by carrier, I do not mean carrier of some mutant gene that shows up in every-other generation. I mean he literally carries things. He has an obsession with picking up things on the ground and carrying them during our walks. This habit concerned me for a while. I was [...]
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Posted on February 23rd, 2008 by admin
According to my go-to source for knowledge (Wikipedia) defecation is defined as: “Defecation is the act or process by which organisms eliminate solid or semisolid waste material (feces) from the digestive tract via the anus.” As of a few weeks ago, I am the proud parent of a bouncing baby boy. His name is Hurley. He [...]
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